I'm so sorry

I'm sorry I snapped at you.
I'm sorry I'm sorry I left the block of cheese out.
I'm sorry I don't make enough money
I'm sorry I like to spend money on people I care about
I'm sorry you're so disappointed in me
I'm sorry I have issues
I'm sorry my alarm goes off multiple times at the crack of dawn twice a week.
I'm sorry I'm not your idea of a good kid
I'm sorry I mind other peoples business
I'm sorry I can't control my temper better
I'm sorry I don't pay enough attention to my family
I'm sorry I'm so emotionally unstable
I'm sorry I don't have somebody who I can go to for advice and such
I'm sorry I exist
I'm sorry I made you angry
I'm sorry I can't do anything right
I'm sorry I'm such a disappointment
I'm sorry I'm not home more often
I'm sorry I stay out so late
I'm sorry I take things personally.
I'm sorry you don't like my friends because of how they look
I'm sorry I take stealing so seriously
I'm sorry I give bad advice
I'm sorry I can't get a hold of that manager
I'm sorry you're angry at me.
I'm sorry I'm moving
I'm sorry I'm not everything you expected me to be
I'm sorry I'm fat
I'm sorry I'm not pretty
I'm sorry I bake and then share them with everybody
I'm sorry I'm picking my dad over my extended family
I'm sorry you nitpick about everything I do wrong at home
I'm sorry I can't take a joke.
I'm sorry I tried to be the good child and failed.
I'm sorry I'm so unloveable.

I think I have a crush on you.

Um. Ok. Who are you and why are you telling me anonymously?

What do you want?

Cats or Dogs?

Cat

What do you want?

Have you ever been fired? If so, why?

Not exactly. I've been laid off due to the business closing.

What do you want?

What's yoour favorite color?

Dark purple.

What do you want?